Ah, Mondays.  It's not that I've ever had a Monday that I liked, but having one after a four day holiday weekend, really makes me think how much my little cubicle sucks.  There are the obvious reasons to hate coming back to work after a holiday weekend - you were finally relaxing and now you're back to work.  But, don't forget that your manager is going to be really relaxed since they took all of last week off, and since they did, they need to bully you into staying later and doing more work.

So please enjoy the following 10 reasons why cubicles suck.  I read them and laughed my ass off because they are all true...even the bullet proof cubicle wall one.

10. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a friggin box all day long.

9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.

8. Cubicle wall fabrics do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.

7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese!

6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

4. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you.

1. You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

I might not be able to slam the door when I quit, but it doesn't mean my other plan wont work.  I plan on coming in late, leaving early, and doing nothing the entire time I'm there other than surfing the web.  I want to see how long people will let it go.  I'm guessing, I'll be paid for doing nothing for at least a month.